The Capacity To Geek

dontabandonship replied to your photo: OH WOW! A WHOLE BREADSTICK!?? FOR FREE!?!?!? …

How does one even package one breadstick?

I pictured them just picking up an uncovered one and handing it to you being like, “Here, go Bearcats!”

dontabandonship replied to your post: I accidentally clicked the Facetime icon instead…

I DO THE SAME THING. That and come on come on foot loose. Every body foot foot loose.

Hahaha we get the gist of the song, there are feet and they are becoming loose, that’s all that matters!

dontabandonship replied to your photo: Look at Harry’s shoes. I have those shoes. I…

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS LIKE A PURPLE BLAZER BECAUSE DEB DOBKINS IS STILL IN MY HEAD.

ONE TIME I THOUGHT “THANK GOD” AND THEN I WAS LIKE, “NO, THANK DEB DOBKINS”

dontabandonship replied to your post: dontabandonship replied to your post: Oh my…

Oh. I think you need help.

I’M AWARE.

dontabandonship replied to your post: Oh my GOD.

WHAT WHAT WHAT.

Hahahaha you don’t care.

dontabandonship replied to your photo: Don’t look at me.

I KNEW IT. I assumed that’s where that dumb looking guy youve been reblogging lately was from.

HEY.

HEY.

HEY NOW.

HEY.

Yeah actually he’s pretty dumb looking…

dontabandonship replied to your photo: Every once in a while i straighten my hair to see…

I like it straight. Which means nothing because we aren’t like girlfriends or something. I just thought you should know. Also I would like to be your girlfriend.

Hahahahaha WELL now I know if it is ever straight, at least Brittany will luv me.

dontabandonship replied to your photo: YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!! Am I a hoodie triplet yet?! …

AHHHHH we have to wait for the office to open to get ours but AHHHHH. This Friday, when we are all back on spring break, we should all wear these to udf. SUPAH LAME.

Hahahah YES I agree.

Soopah cool.

dontabandonship replied to your post: When I was like, 11, I was only allowed to get the…

I remember those times.

Most of the Bloodhound Gang songs I have are still the clean ones…need to replace those at some point.

“hand” and “pants” are blanked out but “vagina” isn’t.

dontabandonship replied to your photo: COME ON TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. LET ME KISS…

WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST LIKING NATIONAL ANTHEM KRISTI HUH?

IT’S STILL THE BEST!

dontabandonship replied to your photo: I don’t remember what it feels like to have hair…

I want more. Post more.

Everyone else is going to hate me but ALRIGHT.

dontabandonship replied to your photo: Oh excellent job Donghae *pats on head* Now…bring…

I…. Kristi. Are you okay? You have been posting a lot of men and children lately. I just… I have to wonder if you’re pregnant.

I JUST HAPPEN TO REALLY LOVE MEN AND CHILDREN LATELY DOESN’T MEAN I’M PREGNANT. I MEAN I KEEP CRYING AT THE SIGHT OF LITTLE BABBY EYES AND I’VE GAINED SOME WEIGHT IN MY STOMACH AREA BUT I AM NOT HOUSING A CHILD IN IT. I JUST REALLY LOVE LOVE AND SMILING FACES OF MEN AND BABBIES AND IM WORKING ON THE NURSERY RIGHT NOW I MEAN WHAT.

Hahahah at first I didn’t know because I was like well we got merch last time BUT THEN I REMEMBERED. He looks “legal” with that stubble. Better get on that.

Hahah oh…I will.

Although they seem to keep coming here just a little after I become a year older which is not helping this age gap.

He keeps saying it was an omen. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE.

ALEX STOP SAIYAN THAT IT COULD REALLY HAPPENNNNNNNN!! ;_;